That's your final lesson, grasshopper.

Britney Spears - Overprotected (Crossroads end credits)

THIS ONE GOES OUT TO BEE! As James Franco’s character in Spring Breakers says, ‘This one is by a little known pop singer by the name of Britney Spears, one of the greatest singer of all time, an angel if there ever was one on this earth.’ It’s the Crossroads version because I feel like nothing else would be appropriate. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

And thank you for being the kind of person that I can use Britney Spears/Crossroads videos to wish happy birthday to. An A+ individual is what you are.

Am currently using my illegal fingers to download this ridiculous song from YouTube so I could put it on my Birthday Playlist (that’s the working title, it’s gonna be called something much, much, much more silly and senseless) and have it psych me up with lyrics SUCH AS (bullet point time!):

• WHEN I DIE, BURY ME INSIDE A GUCCI STO’/WHEN I DIE, BURY ME INSIDE A LOUIS STO’/ALL I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY IS A BIG BOOTY HO(E)/ ALL I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY IS A BIG BOOTY HO(E) unsure of the spelling, thought it was with an E, people on YouTube are not helpful and saying it without it, never mind) - because it’s such a powerful/weird thing to keep repeating and also makes me think of some of my best friends, who are all beautiful, funny, intelligent, successful, just plain amazing big booty hoes. (I hate myself.)
• Kanye West rhyming HUH with HUH: Aaah, Yeezy, Yeezy, how you do it, huh?/It’s my birthday, I deserve to be greedy, huh? etc. - because reasons.
• IT’S YO’ BIRTHDAY/IT’S YO’ BIRTHDAY/BAD BITCH CONTEST/YOU IN FIRST PLACE. - self-explanatory.

The video for it is also the most absurd thing that I think I have ever seen, and I live in a country that changed its way of governing/name/borders more than THRICE (yes) in like, the last 20 years.

So this has been my jam for the past couple of days, this is my life.