(Source: oxnam, via jesswantsitall)

(via tomorrah)

rubdown:

ilyinichna:

I don’t wanna hear you sing! I don’t wanna cut your hair! And I certainly don’t wanna hear you singing while I’m cutting your hair!

"SHUT UP, PATTI LUPONE!!!" is one of my family’s catchphrases from tv shows we say all the time, along with "WE CAN’T HAVE A BIG CAN OF CORN FOR DINNER" from Roseanne and "THAT’S THE PART OF MY BRAIN THAT DOES LONG DIVISION" from Murphy Brown. 

(Source: weiszrachel)

over-protected-life:

“Whats with dis bitch?” 

over-protected-life:

“Whats with dis bitch?” 

(via itsbritneybitch)

(Source: maebytonight)

thilab:


GRACE: Wh… what happened to your eyebrow?????

thilab:

GRACE: Wh… what happened to your eyebrow?????